Yep. Fantastic programs like Arrested Development get canceled, skilled actors get ignored, unbelievable writers have to strike to get even a modcrum of respect, but don’t worry, because movies like Beverly Hills Chihuahua still get made.

I hate you Hollywood. And Disney, you’re god damned lucky you have Pixar to carry the slack.

Here’s the synopsis of this future abomination/waste of precious film…

While on vacation in Mexico, Chloe, a ritzy Beverly Hills chihuahua, finds herself lost and in need of assistance in order to get back home

And even more? IT TOOK TWO PEOPLE TO WRITE THIS SHIT.

Look at that cast too….Andy Garcia, you’ve lost all good will gained from the Ocean’s movies.

I don’t even have the words. I just need some asprin and a good long nap.  If anyone needs me, I’m the dude with his head in the oven.