I’m going to buck the trend of the interweb and say…I really didn’t mind Transformers.

Sure, it was a stupid movie. Sure, Michael Bay shot it like it was a bad music video. And sure, the human parts sucked ass.

But I liked seeing shiny robots wreck shit.

Anywhosle, after Transformers made something like $14 Billion, they’re working on Transformers 2.

Who are they apparently courting to star?

Why it’s Superbad and Knocked Up star Jonah Hill!

Talk about an odd choice.  Unless he and Optimus Prime are shooting cock jokes back and forth for an hour.  In which case, reserve me a seat, FANDANGO!