File this under Monday weirdness…

To celebrate next month’s release of Hellboy II: The Golden Army, Adidas of all companies decided to get in on the fun…

The result?

Probably the one bit of Hellboy merch that my artfightin' cohort Nick wouldn’t buy.

Although, the BPRD shoelace tag is kinda cool.

You can see way more pics of this pair of weird ass kicks here at Hypebeast.