This is the strangest story I’ve ever read.

So much so, that I had to read, and RE-READ the story, then check the calendar to make sure today wasn’t April 1st.

I give you….J-STACHE, the animated adventures of John Oates and his mustache!

Seriously.

Here’s just a sampling of a plot…

It will portray Oates opening a new wing of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame that focuses on mustachioed musicians. Suddenly, a dying David Crosby appears and with his last breath warns Oates of a mysterious secret group of mustache wearers bent on killing other mustache wearers. As actor Tom Selleck attempts to escape from the latest murder scene, Oates summons his own mustache with a fist pump that simultaneously changes his clothes from conservative attire to pink pants and white boots.