Ah, Summer.  You’re so close I can taste you.

And what do I love more than Summer Movie Season?  SUMMER SLURPEE SEASON!

And what makes that even better? SUMMER MOVIE SLURPEES!

As anyone who has been to my house can attest, I tend to collect the Slurpee cups that get released every summer relative to a major summer movie, but it shames me to say that I may’ve found the first bunch of cups I’ll be ignoring.

Surprise, Surprise, it’s the movie with so many leaks it needs a dedicated plumber, X-Men Origins: Wolverine.

Seriously, look at those cups. They freaking suck!  Who on earth wants Naked Logan in a Bathtub on their cup?!  Oh, and this Mutant Berry flavor they’re pushing? Sounds like ass.  In reality, it’s what’s called Hawaiian Punch Berry Limeade Blast, and that doesn’t sound good at all.

I guess it’ll just be regular slurpees for me.

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