Read that headline.

A few times.

MTV has greenlit a television adaptation of TEEN FUCKING WOLF.

TEEN WOLF. The 20 year old movie, Teen Wolf.

The Michael J. Fox/Jason Bateman (depending on which one) starring film series, that was a joke then, and has only grown as a joke as the years have gone on.

MT-fucking-V has decided that is a great television program to move forward with.

And check out this sweet quote!

MTV is also pondering a reinvention of ’80s film “Teen Wolf” in series format, with a greater emphasis on romance, horror and werewolf mythology.

OF COURSE, BECAUSE WHAT THE SILLY TEENAGE WEREWOLF SERIES NEEDS IS TO TAKE HORROR AND MYTHOLOGY SERIOUSLY.

I hate Hollywood, for as much as I love it.

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