Part of me wants to believe this is a cruel joke.  That, or the universe has decided to give Patton Oswalt new material, given that his new album My Weakness is Strong! releases on Tuesday.

Either way, this is PROOF that KFC is attempting to murder us all, after that wussy Kentucky Grilled Chicken cop-out.

That glorious “sandwich” above is called the KFC Double Down.  I put sandwich in quotes, as it doesn’t use bread, OH NO! TOO EASY!

If anything, it’s a bacon, cheese and Colonel’s Sauce sandwich, where instead of bread…it’s TWO FRIED CHICKEN FILETS. WHAT THE HELL.

Thus far, it only seems to be available in certain markets, but KFC is totally giving it the full marketing push, with commercials airing on local television (seen below).

KFC, you tried to kill me with the Famous Bowl, but by GOD, I will not let you kill me this way!

…but I do want to try one anyway.

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