Without giving too much away, back on November 18th, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, I Love You Man, and How I Met Your Mother star Jason Segel performed a song live with The Swell Season (y’know, the band starring the musicans from the movie Once).

The video appears above, and I’ve included the lyrics in full behind the cut. Enjoy!

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It don’t take long for this old man to form a habit and I know some of the things I do, they just ain’t right

So tell me would it be wrong for me to use my celebrity status to make love to a college girl tonight

1-315-329-6673 But only call it if you need me 315-329-6673 But only call it if you need me 315-329-6673 But only call it if you need me

Now I know you’re charmed by my lovely on screen persona yes sweet and humble that’s always been my carreer

But wouldn’t it be a shame for you to miss this one time offer to make love to Jason Segel freshman year

Please don’t be scared if you’ve got bicurious feelings I promise baby I won’t ever tell

So bring a friend to my swanky Manhattan hotel room I’ll be me, you can be Mila Kunis and Kristin Bell

Remember when I was in that show Freaks and Geeks Well there were no special effects No, no special effects So if you thought I was sweet well yeah I’m really that sweet

Remember when I showed my penis in Forgetting Sarah Marshall Well there were no special effects No, no special effects So if you liked what you saw well that’s really what I’m working with

1-315-329-6673 But only call it if you need me 315-329-6673 But only call if you’re disease free 315-329-6673 But only call it if you need me

Remember when I showed my penis in Forgetting Sarah Marshall Well there were no special effects No, no special effects So if you thought it was small if you thought it was small well then your boyfriend is probably not white.