Holy shit.  Are the license holders for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles dead set on making pure crap?

I’m guessing considering the Nickelodeon deal is just a few months old that the big N had little to do with these, but oh fuck, the Shredder Hoodie has been topped.

First, we have a discovery by my good friend and yours, Ross Nover…

…The Krang Hoodie.

And...that's pretty awful. But just as quickly as this has been found, just as quickly as the bar has been lowered, I've discovered the worst of the worst...

Ninja Turtle Snuggies

Brought to us by the fine folks at Hot Topic, I'm not sure what's worse - the ugly as sin snuggies, or the emo dude models trying to look tough.

Either way, can we please stop slapping my childhood icons on such crap? Ugggggh.