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Holy Hell, The JONAH HEX Poster is TERRIBLE
If you’ve been a long time reader here at blast-o-rama, you know I’m fanatical about movie posters, especially ones with striking design.
So, it always pains me when there are terrible ones, like this new official (and apparently final?) poster for Jonah Hex, revealed today at Yahoo!
Seriously, look at that piece of shit poster!I have no idea how Hex is holding that gun, the logo is ugly, they’re hiding Hex’s trademark scare, the characters are just thrown together, John Malkovich’s character appears to holding a Dragonball…
Infact, that’s it! The damn post reminds me of the one for the oh-so-terrible Dragonball Evolution!
What the hell are you thinking Warner Brothers?
It’s bad enough you’re underhyping this release by tossing it’s release date around before pushing it out the door early (it was originally set for an August release), but now you’re marketing it poorly too?
The trailer is due to hit the internet nearly this week, so we’ll see if Jonah Hex looks as bad this poster does. I’m not holding out hope for excitement.
Tuesday April 27, 2010