Fresh of the internet presses comes our first look at the new Conan, from the relaunched film franchise starring everyone’s favorite barbarian.

I hate to be the guy to crap on things early two posts in a row, but this first image of Jason Momoa as Conan is a TERRIBLE first impression for the flick.

Where’s the blood? Where’s the guts? WHERE IS THE ANGRY SON OF CROM?

All I see is some weird, tanned not-quite Tarzan, who hasn’t fought a day in his life. He doesn’t look like a wild barbarian - he looks like a porn star.

Conan is due to hit theaters sometime in 2011.

Source: Screen Rant.