We’ve seen chicken sandwiches where the chicken is the bread, hamburgers where grilled cheese served as the bun, burgers where mashed potatoes were the topping…and now…this.

Denny’s has just announced the latest sandwich to keep professional dietitians in business, the Fried Cheese Melt.

Placing four mozzarella sticks in a grilled cheese sandwich, I’m fairly sure that if you eat one, you will die. But hey, it’s just $4.

Of course, someone is probably reading this, and now figuring out how to make it even more extreme.

My heart, or more accurately, the valves there of, hurt to write this post.

Thanks for the heads up, Katherine!

Source: The Consumerist.