While the world of toy collecting has definitely taken adult collectors into consideration in the modern era, it’s somewhat crazy to know that in 1979, Kenner not only made a toy for the Ridley Scott psychological horror/sci-fi classic Alien, but they EVEN MADE A COMMERCIAL FOR KIDS!

Check it out.

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The really crazy part, of course, is when you realize that the alien’s attacks are supposed to be symbolic of rape. So, it’s a fun time commercial where the kids are hiding from their rapists!

Btw, if you want one of the vintage figures, get ready to pay through the nose. A quick glance on eBay shows that they’re going within the three figures range, loose.