Hide the children and get thee to a cinema - MACHETE KILLS is finally on its way!

I first caught this trailer in front of a screening of Fast & Furious 6, but the sound was off (thanks, projector jockey), and now I can watch it and share it with you in glorious HD as Robert Rodriguez returns to his pissed off Mexican as we’ve awaited with bated breath since 2010’s Machete.

The cast is just as surreal as before, including such luminaries as Lady Gaga, Mel Gibson, Sophia Vergara, and yes, even Charlie Sheen the debuting Carlos Estevez.  This is going to be a good goddamned time in the movie house.

Machete Kills hits theaters on September 13th.