Chew Boom:

Einstein Bros. offers fans an opportunity to show their love for cheese and bacon with the launch of new Cheesy Shampoo and Wakin’ Bacon Conditioner.

Fans can purchase the set of shampoo and conditioner, inspired by the brand’s limited-time Cheesy Wakin’ Bacon sandwich, for $9.99 at EinsteinBros.com/SmellEdible while supplies last.

I…I don’t even get who this is for. I guess if you want to be that asshole at your office Christmas party, way to be ahead of the game in March.