Chew Boom:

Heinz announced Monday that it received enough votes in its social media poll to launch Mayochup in the U.S. this year.

Heinz Mayochup is a pre-made blend of the brand’s mayonnaise and ketchup, and according to Heinz, more than 500,000 fans voted in favour of bringing the saucy mashup stateside.

Mr. Show proving prescient here.

All I can think of now is how my High School lunch room used to have these top-down squeeze dispensers of Ketchup, Mustard and Mayonnaise, and how on a pretty much weekly basis, someone would hulk-out, pull them too hard, and cause a horrible mixture of condiments to flood the cafeteria floor.

So, it’s that! But in a bottle! For $3!