Mental Floss:

Most people know Fudgie as the whale-shaped ice cream cake that's a staple at Carvel ice cream stores everywhere, but the chocolatey treat is now taking a new, adult-friendly form. Fudgie the Beer, a stout brewed with chocolate crunchies and fudge, has just been released by Carvel, much to the delight of now-grown fans of Fudgie the Whale cakes, which were first created in 1977.

This is cool and all, but I really don’t give a shit until Cookie Puss gets his own beverage.