Thrillist:

You were always curious what it would be like to get slimed, that weird viscous slime dripping down your face and inevitably getting in your mouth. Now you can know what it would taste like. Nickelodeon and Walmart have released Slime Sauce, which is absolutely not the actual slime from the 90s, but a green ketchup that looks eerily close to the consistency of the slime.

Certainly looks more appetizing than that Purple Ketchup from the 90’s, but not by much.