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#FastFoodArmsRace: Major League Baseball Brings Us THE COTTON CANDY HOT DOG
Over the weekend, the Erie Seawolves, the Double-A affiliate of the Detroit Tigers, unveiled a special product for their Sugar Rush Night. It is the kind of special anti-treat that you will never be able to unsee but will hopefully be able to uneat. It is the most grotesque image I’ve ever encountered in the Stunt Baseball Foodstuffs category, and I can’t stop thinking about it. You’ve already seen it.That abomination…is the cotton candy hot dog, a depraved and frankly unsightly creation that could only have been the work of a focus-group of tweenaged maniacs who’d just snorted a raft Pixie Sticks. It’s quite the elevator pitch: “a hot dog, but the bun’s been replaced by a cotton candy exterior, and the ketchup and mustard are now Nerdsâ„¢.“
Mother of God. Should be marked NSFW.
Tuesday June 26, 2018