The Ringer:

The true spectacle of the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest begins before anyone starts eating. Not everyone enjoys watching people scarf down dozens of hot dogs—understandable—but anyone with two ears and one soul can listen to the pre-contest competitor introductions in awe.

These intros are some of the greatest, most grandiose introductions to one of the most hilarious pieces of Americana we have every Fourth of July.

Thanks for sharing the link with me, Ross. We need to step up our SAF intro game.