Chew Boom:

Arriving just in time for Thanksgiving, Potbelly Sandwich Shop unveils a pair of new limited-time holiday-inspired offerings: the Turducken Sandwich and Pumpkin Pie Shake.

Hmm. Sounds good! Break em down for me.

Landing at participating shops nationwide on Tuesday, November 13, 2018, the Turducken sandwich features a combination of turkey, duck and chicken toasted with cornbread stuffing and topped with a cranberry-honey sauce, mayo, lettuce, cheddar cheese, tomato and seasoning.

Mmm.

Also arriving at participating shops on Tuesday is the new Pumpkin Pie shake, made with a whole slice of real pumpkin pie blended with hand-dipped vanilla ice cream.

…all I can imagine is some bored employee slapping a full slice of pie into a blender and hatefully pureeing it up.