Sports Illustrated:

Baseball is back and with it come ballpark eats and summer nights.

If you’re tired of the traditional hot dog, fret not, as stadiums across the MLB are stepping up their game and bringing unique choices to fans. So whether you want the traditional hot dog and beer, or are craving something more daring, there will be options for everyone.

There are a lot of Hot Dog options listed here, but the real, uh, “winner"?

The Texas Rangers will be bringing us “The Fowl Pole", described as such:

The Rangers are offering a two-pound tender battered and fried that will be served with waffle fries and ranch and honey mustard dipping sauce.

Yep. Just one big-ass tender. What a world.