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#FastFoodArmsRace: Heinz UK tells Heinz US to Hold Its Beer, Makes Cadbury Creme Egg Mayo
Picture a savoury condiment that's so creamy and delectably tangy that you want to dip all your food in it for the rest of your days. Now picture some smart alec coming along and mixing the sweetest food known to humankind into this sauce for a bit of a laugh. Yep, you're picturing the worst savoury-sweet combination in the history of food: Heinz Creme Egg Mayo.
Fuck right off with that.
And I love Cadbury Creme Eggs.
Thursday April 4, 2019