Thrillist:

So your patriotic in-laws are visiting from out of town and you want to serve a dessert so damn American that they can’t help but admire and respect you. Well, before you squeeze barbecue sauce onto your apple pie, consider this alternative: French’s® has announced a limited edition Mustard Ice Cream that is absolutely perfect for this hyper-specific scenario I’ve just presented. 

French’s, in partnership with the female-founded Coolhaus Ice Cream, will be releasing the objectively bizarre ice cream flavor to celebrate National Mustard Day on August 3. The release is also part of French’s “Not From France" campaign, which celebrates American flavor through “unexpected twists on beloved classics." And, well, "unexpected" is certainly a word to describe mustard-flavored ice cream. 

Congrats, atheists: concrete proof there is no God.