Consider this an unofficial post-script to this post…

Variety:

A handful of movie theaters in San Antonio and Austin, Texas, are set to reopen in the coming days, providing an early test case for coronavirus protection measures.

EVO Entertainment plans to open two theaters on Monday using “airport security-style check-in,“ says CEO Mitchell Roberts. Guests will enter a cordoned area near the front door, where they will be asked if they are anyone in their household have had flu symptoms in the last 14 days. They will also be subjected to an infrared temperature screening, with anyone over 100.4 degrees turned away.

Never mind the fact that many COVID-19 cases seem to be asymptomatic, does this sound like an enjoyable experience you’d pay for, to literally anyone?

I’m good with VOD until we’ve got a flattened curve or a vaccine, gang.