Why yes, I did have a fun time writing that headline.

Hello Fresh, they of the meal kit business, have teamed up with New Line Cinema to make Buddy the Elf’s trademark spaghetti from 2003’s Elf a real thing you can prepare and eat to celebrate the holiday season!

From Hello Fresh themselves:

Calling all Elf enthusiasts! This holiday season, HelloFresh has brought the famous spaghetti dish from the beloved holiday movie Elf to life. The limited-edition Buddy the Elfâ„¢ Spaghetti meal kit allows fans to treat every day like Christmas. It includes everything you need to make the iconic dish at home - from sweet ingredients to a step-by-step recipe card!

This absolutely nightmarish concoction, which I stress, that you yourself will be making and submitting yourself to, goes live on December 5, 2022 at 12:25pm Eastern, for just $14.99. That gets you TWO servings (so someone else has to deal with this) and free shipping.

Get in the virtual queue now at HelloFreshElfSpaghetti.com.