Was the movie basically 4 different plots stapled together? Yes.

Was I totally in from the moment the score kicked in? That too. 

O’Hara, Keaton, and most of all DeFoe are having a blast here, and it’s hard to not join them.

That said: not a single moment featured on screen was anywhere near as scary as the extended Walmart Back to School Fashion Show segment my AMC showed before the film. Nightmarish, that.