A Wes Anderson movie at this point in his career is a consistent thing. He may try new things here and there, but they’re always little bespoke music boxes.

Shocked — shocked! — it took him this long to work with Michael Cera for the first time.

For ages, my friends and I have gone on and on and on: the best way to do a Fantastic Four movie is as a period piece. Mad Men with superheroes. The Incredibles, but live-action.

But they'd never do it, right?

Even with each piece of marketing -- the posters, the trailers, the Giacchino theme -- I thought, "yeah, but it's gonna turn into a generic superhero movie, eventually."

The first ten minutes is what my mind's eye and nerd brain had craved for ages. Holy fucking shit. That montage is absolutely unreal.

For the first time in years, it's a Marvel movie where you don't need the point of entry. Much like James Gunn's Superman, it's a movie bold enough to say, "you get superheroes now, yeah? Now watch THIS."

I cannot wait to watch this a billion more times. They fucking did it.

For ages, my friends and I have gone on and on and on: the best way to do a Fantastic Four movie is as a period piece. Mad Men with superheroes. The Incredibles, but live-action.

But they'd never do it, right?

Even with each piece of marketing -- the posters, the trailers, the Giacchino theme -- I thought, "yeah, but it's gonna turn into a generic superhero movie, eventually."

The first ten minutes is what my mind's eye and nerd brain had craved for ages. Holy fucking shit. That montage is absolutely unreal.

For the first time in years, it's a Marvel movie where you don't need the point of entry. Much like James Gunn's Superman, it's a movie bold enough to say, "you get superheroes now, yeah? Now watch THIS."

I cannot wait to watch this a billion more times. They fucking did it.

For ages, my friends and I have gone on and on and on: the best way to do a Fantastic Four movie is as a period piece. Mad Men with superheroes. The Incredibles, but live-action.

But they'd never do it, right?

Even with each piece of marketing -- the posters, the trailers, the Giacchino theme -- I thought, "yeah, but it's gonna turn into a generic superhero movie, eventually."

The first ten minutes is what my mind's eye and nerd brain had craved for ages. Holy fucking shit. That montage is absolutely unreal.

For the first time in years, it's a Marvel movie where you don't need the point of entry. Much like James Gunn's Superman, it's a movie bold enough to say, "you get superheroes now, yeah? Now watch THIS."

I cannot wait to watch this a billion more times. They fucking did it.

Watched on Thursday July 17, 2025.

Watched on Thursday July 17, 2025.

Not the movie I expected, in some ways, but what a freaking joy.

Awesome Superman casting. Awesome Lois casting. Awesome Lex casting. Awesome Jimmy casting. And I fucking LOVE Mr. Terrific.

30 more of these, please.

And James Gunn got me again with a sequence about the importance of the family that loves you, even if they aren’t the family that made you.

Not the movie I expected, in some ways, but what a freaking joy.

Awesome Superman casting. Awesome Lois casting. Awesome Lex casting. Awesome Jimmy casting. And I fucking LOVE Mr. Terrific.

30 more of these, please.

And James Gunn got me again with a sequence about the importance of the family that loves you, even if they aren’t the family that made you.

This review may contain spoilers.

The Sad Brachiosaurus Stuck On A Burning Dock now has a friend, The Sad Brachiosaurus Stuck in Brooklyn.

Movie is fun enough, with some strong set pieces. The mutated Dino at the end is…something.

They shouldn’t have ruined that T-Rexes nap.

This review may contain spoilers.

The Sad Brachiosaurus Stuck On A Burning Dock now has a friend, The Sad Brachiosaurus Stuck in Brooklyn.

Movie is fun enough, with some strong set pieces. The mutated Dino at the end is…something.

They shouldn’t have ruined that T-Rexes nap.

Watched at the demand of my 11 year old niece (who is obsessed), it’s a pretty fun flick.

Interesting how between the Spider-Verse movies, The Mitchell’s vs. the Machines, and this, Sony Pictures Animation has built a unique house style.

Netflix not putting this in theatres is just refusing all the money.

Watched at the demand of my 11 year old niece (who is obsessed), it’s a pretty fun flick.

Interesting how between the Spider-Verse movies, The Mitchell’s vs. the Machines, and this, Sony Pictures Animation has built a unique house style.

Netflix not putting this in theatres is just refusing all the money.

The plot is, of course, a mess. And it continues my theory that the John Wick universe is better seen in glimpses, versus explained.

However…

…the action in this absolutely rules ass!

Worth a recommendation on that alone.

The plot is, of course, a mess. And it continues my theory that the John Wick universe is better seen in glimpses, versus explained.

However…

…the action in this absolutely rules ass!

Worth a recommendation on that alone.

Is it Top Gun: Maverick But With Race Cars Now? Yes, even to the closer-to-age-appropriate love interest (shout out Kerry Condon!).

But!

As a big screen, IMAX, amusement park-esq immersive experience, it’s absolutely incredible. Hands down worth seeing in the theater, even though you can call the whole plot from the jump.

DA MOVIESH

Is it Top Gun: Maverick But With Race Cars Now? Yes, even to the closer-to-age-appropriate love interest (shout out Kerry Condon!).

But!

As a big screen, IMAX, amusement park-esq immersive experience, it’s absolutely incredible. Hands down worth seeing in the theater, even though you can call the whole plot from the jump.

DA MOVIESH

Ben Affleck and Jon Bernthal are…Guys Bein’ Dudes.

Ben Affleck and Jon Bernthal are…Guys Bein’ Dudes.